I got this girl thing all figured out.

Okay, so people walk around with the perception that guys are hornballs and all we do is think about ass and tits and the next time we will hit... this has truth value, in a sense. But the cause for the extravagent horniness is the lack of sexual media we as males expose ourselves to. You may be thinking guys watch porn all the time, but to be honest that isnt enough, and guys do not watch porn that much to cure the amount that one male possesses.

So, i was sitting in the room watchin tv with a female friend, she so happens to be watching Sex in the City and i watch with her. I was so surprised when i saw these graphic scenes of hardcore sex in a normal television series.. that is when it hit me. Girls watch sex on tv all day everyday, Lifetime, Oxygen, , HBO, MTV, and all the channels that have exploit sexual content. Girls read these love romances that do nothing but graphically describe cock and poonon intercourse.. Guys do not expose themselves to this stuff and that is one reason it is always on our mind. Girls have the ability to resort to books and television as a outlet for sexual desires.

Therefore, girls make us look bad for wanting there poonon but the the truth is they think about cock and poonon more than every guy in the world, they just started releasing the sexual strain in a different way. They also start at younger ages. and they are jerks for that.

"This cover shows how much girls honestly want our cocks..."

On the search for a legit Bun joint.

That is all i want. i want a girl about 5'2"-5'6".. cute as all outdoors.. smell good.. creative, original type.. one that doesnt have an unbearable attitude.. and thats about it.

Is that hard to find ? or am i just looking in the wrong places or just not hard enough? or or she rigth around me and i am slightly missing her?

good questions need good answers, so anwers those for me.

Do i attend a High School?

There are many reasons i ask this question, but the main reason is because there are some ignorant ass, immature people that attend this so called University. i can consider these wack ass motha fuckas, NIGGAS, yes! NIGGAS. i dont use that word against people, but when the shoe fits these dudes wear them well.

But you have those people that havent grown up yet; but around the year 2012, on that graduation day, we will see who has that last laugh. Come to think about it i might not even have to wait that long for them to drop out... i apologize for this truth that i may be speaking, i never want people to see people fail. But continous immaturity, stupidity, and lack of respect is starting to piss me off. So, as of right i can give a rat ass where those niggas end up, as long as it isnt death.

Back to the Days when nothing mattered

I miss the days that i would come home from school flip on the tv, turn to disney and watch Pepper Ann and recess.
They were my favorite shows and i know you all remember them. During this time period i had nothing to worry about, stress about, or manange. I only had the minor responsibilty of house hold chores. Those were the good days, but now i am out in the big world basically managing my own. But i can handle it, it is easy right now, i just hope after college i can say the same.

New Found Hobby

So i dedicated to go into a tennis court to skate, it was well lit and a flat surface..
awesome skate spot to practice tricks, nothing too big.

But who figured that i ended up playing doubles in tennis and we actually beat those sorry mofo's we played.. ha! i think i am goin to start playin tennis when i dont feel up to skating.
it isnt a gay sport. it is hard as hell to be good. but i will be one day, mock my word

HBCU, maybe not

So, there is talk about the process of converting one of the best known HBCU's (North Carolina A&T SU) into a regular university...

Is that even possible...

Quite stupid in my opinion. Society is Dumb. Rebel yell...

Alien Workshop

The best boards ever in my opinion..

yeah i broke a few but they have my upmost respect.
they are creative and different, two things i consider myself.So, i believe they should pick me up one day and add me to the team.

Running off of Education

Let me tell you what is not a good idea... do not stay up to 6am doing homework and hanging with your suite mate, when you have to wake up at 8am to prepare for you 9am class and when you have a mass amount of calculus homework due that same day. ohhh did i mention there was a chemistry test envolved also?

Well guess what?...Dte decided to do the exact thing i just did not recommend. Ask him how the day was.

Let me answer for him.. MISERABLE. The only reason he is still up his because he is running off of education and dedication to a grade, because energy and consciousness left hour ago..

Making friends out of nothing at all...

Coming off to an HBCU in North carolina, i had many doubts on finding people that i would be able to tolerate everyday. I thought it virtually impossible to find people that i can be around everyday and chill and converse and shoot the boots with and actually like it. I thought i would be a complete outsider with people that dont accept the things that i do and the things that i enjoy.

But i was so wrong and biased for that assumption, i have actually found three of the best people that the MD and NC have to offer. And they happen to be my roommate and the guy next door and his girlfriend. They have adapted to enjoy my presence just as much as i enjoy theirs. We are inseparable. Their names are Kevin (Kevo), Brian (B-dog), and Ashley (Ashbash). They make life in North Carolina entertaining and tolerable.

The thing about it though is we are so differnt, but we still have to small things that bring us all together. Who thought i would like the people that love GoGo music?.. who thought they would teach me to like it as well?.. no one, definitely not I. But i love those three and i am too joyous to say i have the honor and pleasure to know such fantastic people.

Random Movies make the world go round

I recently watched a flick called Election (1999), it has to one of the best movies i have seen in a long while. It is about a over-achieving female high school senior running for class President.

I know you are thinkin big deal, high school kids running for class president , whip-ti-do.. what could possible be great about that. But your wrong, the writer added so much more than a gay election plot with outrageous side stories and creativity that you mind will truly be blown. So much random plots; love affair between a female a student, lesbain little sisters, high achool jock stealing lesbian little sister's girlfriend, love affair between best friend's wife, and too many other random things to name.

If you havent seen this movie, i advise you go see it. iI will make you gut jump, your ribs crack, and your brain go on vacation to Euphoria. Well it did for me, if it doesnt for you go get the happy gland checked.

The next step for me is to get this greatness on DVD.

The daily ops of me..

I wake up around 7- 8 am everyday, but not on thursday because i don't have class til 2. The first thing i do when i wake up is scream, "Fuck!" i really dont like waking up relatively early considerin i just went to sleep relatively two hour prior like shit... but hey that is a personally problem.


After i get back from my morning class, i immediately shred my clothing and hop into the buttery goodness of my bed. And i get on the laptop and log on to the BERRICS.

This the best site ever... skateboarding heaven. i have to check the daily ops everyday. Today's new post was about PJ Ladd's Project granite, which he will do a new ledge trick every tuesday, how fucking sick is that yo. Then i might flip back over to the older vids that i have already watched thousands of times...But, let me disgress and get back to myself.

Ummm. i tend to fall right to sleep after i check that ops and i then wake up at 1:30 pm to get to my 2pm classes which i hate... and then i just go to class til 4 pm and then it is either to the caf to eat, or back to sleep, or maybe even some homework if i am feeling good (rarely do i feel good enough). but yeah life is pretty lame in NC. Weekends are bland, but in the next few weeks i plan to have a blast doing whatever it is that tickles my pickle..